He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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