Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I believe in your delicious
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
