Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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