I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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