Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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