Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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