Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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