I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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