this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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