I heard we made out
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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