Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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