Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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