You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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