i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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