She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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