Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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