everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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