is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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