I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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