he shaved USA in his pubs
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
