Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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