I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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