sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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