Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
God, I missed his penis.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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