I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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