He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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