Buhtt sex?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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