So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You smell like stripper and shame
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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