but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm both gender and math confused
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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