do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
there's paper in my vomit.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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