She said her name was "party"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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