ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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