I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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