i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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