The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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