my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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