I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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