is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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