i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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