I don't think brook has ever known best
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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