If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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