Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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