p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Bring me that man meat
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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