but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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