Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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