how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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