i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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