i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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