On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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