you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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