wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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