did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She needs sedatives and a leash
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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