Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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