i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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