I love black thongs
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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